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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @the_jenr! 🥳
Congratulations on yet another year, hope the next one will be fantastic! 🎉

I want to be active on Twitter again. I pretty much only like tweets and retweet nowadays. That's mostly down to me being busy all the time with school and all, though.

Ég: ég ætla að borða hamborgara
Fólk: ég HÉLT ÞÚ værir VEGAN????!

Ég: ég ætla að fá mér veganborgara
Fólk: hah vá þú ert vegan we get it hvernig veistu að einhver er vegan hann segir þér það af fyrrabragði hahhah vá fólk má vera vegan mín vegna ef það bara lætur mig í friði!!!!

Afhverju auglýsa bankar? Hefur einhver einhvertíman skipt um banka? Mamma mín valdi banka fyrir mig þegar ég var barn og ég sé bara fram á að vera þar að eilífu.

What to do if you see a pet left out in the cold https://t.co/lrJlZ4BW1z via @HumaneSociety

Sia x @fujirock_jp 🎀 get ready for July, Japan! https://t.co/jpoUEOVOg1 - Team Sia

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Dear humans,
We know it sounds totally counterintuitive, but we want you to eat more plants.

Love ya,
Trees

Pleasures of Iceland’s informal society: me and Ed were hanging out with local comic @arieldjarn and we bumped into the President of Iceland, out sledding with his kids. I immediately made him formally apologise to Ireland for the whole Viking thing.

Sýkn saka. Samt sekur!?!?

Verð.samt.að.muna.hvað.spyrillinn.heitir. https://t.co/Ozt11xzMwT

Hey @pizzahut would you consider donating a load of pizzas to your local homeless community every night this week? #feedtheheart pls RT

If there are any motels or hotels in cold or rainy America who would accept a homeless guest tonight, I'll pay, and give you a plug. Pls RT

Áhyggjufullur smiður í kringum þrítugt:
"HA? Eru allir snúðar hjá ykkur orðnir Vegan? Kræst!"

Starfsmaður:
"Nei sko þeir hafa alltaf verið veg..."

Áhyggjufullur smiður í kringum þrítugt :
"omfg"

hugmynd fyrir @straetobs: fjölbreyttar raddir sem segja hvað næsta stopp er, t.d. barn, djúpradda mann með þykkan pólskan hreim, Söru í Júník, 10 mismunandi karaktera @Jon_Gnarr, Guðna Ágústsson o.s.frv.

Just finished Season 4 of Unbreakable #KimmySchmidt on Netflix. Great as always. The ending was great but at the same time I'm a bit sad it's over.
@KimmySchmidt

Hey look, I did another dumb thing because I didn't want to write in my textbook.
https://t.co/MnzcUXJu62

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