My name is jeff
I was born in the morning
My age is a good time
I like to see if you are looking for a klósett
my name is Eve
I was born in the UK
my age is a bit more than I expected
I like to see whales
(im crying wow)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @the_jenr! 🥳
Congratulations on yet another year, hope the next one will be fantastic! 🎉
I want to be active on Twitter again. I pretty much only like tweets and retweet nowadays. That's mostly down to me being busy all the time with school and all, though.
Ég: ég ætla að borða hamborgara
Fólk: ég HÉLT ÞÚ værir VEGAN????!
Ég: ég ætla að fá mér veganborgara
Fólk: hah vá þú ert vegan we get it hvernig veistu að einhver er vegan hann segir þér það af fyrrabragði hahhah vá fólk má vera vegan mín vegna ef það bara lætur mig í friði!!!!
Afhverju auglýsa bankar? Hefur einhver einhvertíman skipt um banka? Mamma mín valdi banka fyrir mig þegar ég var barn og ég sé bara fram á að vera þar að eilífu.
What to do if you see a pet left out in the cold https://t.co/lrJlZ4BW1z via @HumaneSociety
my conversations w literally anyone:
We know it sounds totally counterintuitive, but we want you to eat more plants.
Pleasures of Iceland’s informal society: me and Ed were hanging out with local comic @arieldjarn and we bumped into the President of Iceland, out sledding with his kids. I immediately made him formally apologise to Ireland for the whole Viking thing.
Sýkn saka. Samt sekur!?!?
Hey @pizzahut would you consider donating a load of pizzas to your local homeless community every night this week? #feedtheheart pls RT
If there are any motels or hotels in cold or rainy America who would accept a homeless guest tonight, I'll pay, and give you a plug. Pls RT
Áhyggjufullur smiður í kringum þrítugt:
"HA? Eru allir snúðar hjá ykkur orðnir Vegan? Kræst!"
"Nei sko þeir hafa alltaf verið veg..."
Áhyggjufullur smiður í kringum þrítugt :
“And then *I* yell CAN’T WAKE UP.”
-guy from Evanescence helping write a song
hugmynd fyrir @straetobs: fjölbreyttar raddir sem segja hvað næsta stopp er, t.d. barn, djúpradda mann með þykkan pólskan hreim, Söru í Júník, 10 mismunandi karaktera @Jon_Gnarr, Guðna Ágústsson o.s.frv.
Just finished Season 4 of Unbreakable #KimmySchmidt on Netflix. Great as always. The ending was great but at the same time I'm a bit sad it's over.
Former Samsung Battery Exec Joins Apple as New Global Head of Battery Developments https://t.co/fScseLXupH by @julipuli